Athbhliain Faoi Mhaise Daoibh!

Don't yous get locked
Your mas will be shocked

Yet they never groaned
When yous got home stoned

Refrain from haste and speed
Resort to the weed

I wish yous loads of cheer
For a happy New Year!

Stefan

PS: Just to let yez know it's bleeding unfair the way yez f***ing cunts being an hour ahead get a chance of messing up the new year before we're even in it. Fie!

no more bricks in the blog - a song for the holidays

we don't need no procrastination,
we ain't got no work to stall,
nobody searches for distraction,
authors left this blog alone!

hey, buddies, will it all be gone?

all in all we need some stories here to be told,
all in all i hope we're not just getting too old.


btw:
the jane is stalling as well, i can't proceed with it, since i was the last one to reply to Developmentalists general f. (*saluting* "General F.") - do something about it, a kind of major contribution (*saluting* "Major Contribution") is expected…

X-Mess

don't judge someone until you have walked 10 miles in his shoes, because if you do this, you have his shoes and you are 10 miles aways, so you can say whatever you want.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCthGB_09m4

Keek, gonnae no footer aboot!

The limerick bereaved o yer esteem
Yet poetry still being the theme
The time has come fur a new scheme

Fur oor extravaganza

Which wi' copiousness daes teem

Being known as Scottish stanza

I cudnae refrain frae stating though
That sae ma heid is fu o woe
Tae see yer trying hard tae show

That limericks are aglae

Fair puggled rhyme oor range must grow

The limerick's fault 'twisnae!

hey, Purge, no fear: the end is here!

Purge lately said the limerick
would really start to make him sick

i think he's RIGHT
we're losing sight

let's END it with THIS LIMERICK!

Nomen est omen

For another impulse in completing our task

The chain rhyme will lend us variety

This lyrical change is all that I ask

To go on and dispell my anxiety 

For anxious I am since the chain has been spoiled

Due to rashness and fierce impropriety 

But!

Let us not be embroiled

With this question no more, let us better be on the prowl:

For the early perfection of the chain

Which requires no more than a: General FOUL!

(As much as that may be in our arses a pain.)

I'm starting to loathe the Limmerick
Is there another metrics we may pick?

Any new sort of rhyme
would be equally fine

Just this poetry's making me sick!

FUCK

Okay, resigning, I did it arseways and deserve a good thrashing.

't was not in vain, since: still the chain!

look it up again -
purge did, now you're to blame

you're sooo not right, this is no pun,
for saying foul when there's been none
we made it clear,
the end was near,
but you just had to spoil the fun…

Trying with all your blessed might
In vain as the essence is out of sight

Praise where praise is due
You nearly got it through

Yet no one after FOUL has said the word ...

i had so much to do today
but couldn't finish right away

i put it off till "later"
since i'm the PROcrastinator

one soda, then back to the essay…

That's it, I think I got your point
Our work to do the chain is joint.

What I release
will add a piece!

I hope I did not spoil the pointe.

do you get it?

at the station or in court
people often get so bored.

since they use fags,
but seldom gags,

their breaks from it are mostly short.

Be real careful with the word "address":
You'll quickly find yourself produce a mess.

The key's
two D's!

Its neiter more nor is it less.

ADDRESSING EVERYONE!

Now, I herein address each and every one out there who ever misspelt, has been misspelling, is likely to or will ever misspell the word address:

Address as a word belonging to the English language, is - as opposed to its German counterpart - always and without any exceptions spelt address; regardless of whether it is used as a verb or noun or whatever sort of word, there is a double D in it.

As a way of further outlining the difference to the single D address, I did indeed take the liberty of including a picture below as an admonition as to the aftermath the absence of a single letter is capable of causing:



A dress.

Right, you've tricked me into it!
Without circumstance I do admit.

The chain's
my bane

Yet, I'm phoorcing back each single bit!

FOUL!

Eventually tricked you into it ...

Seiplineachuil is hard too spell
Its meaning is unknown, as well

Who the fuck
Thought it up?

I am sure this word has a story to tell!

Wurscht.

O, this short form of poetry
affects my humble sympathy

so I proceed
with humble speed

well yeah, you just were phoorçing me

Your poems are all good and well
But there is something big to tell

I can't believe
it's a photo of steve

Distortion has given it a Pfeiffi-smell!

Counterstrike!

That is not what I was saying
Just a joke that I was playing

To keep it short:
We must be bored.

And our minds decaying ...

there's no trick in limerick

First: i never said it was mine.
second: i appreciate thine.
third: anyway,
delete it - hooray -
if it does send shivers down your spine.

Limertrick

This mate of mine who's called Mick
Is trying to play 'n us a trick

I'll tell him what's tricky:
SNAFFLING POEMS FROM WIKI!

So here he's unmasked the mean prick

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_(poetry)#Variations

i had lots of fun with some limericks lately, seems they got potential to fit in the Kaplan-Scheme…

to be read with scottish pronounciation:

A lively young damsel named Menzies

Inquired: "Do you know what this thenzies?"

Her aunt, with a gasp,

Replied: "It's a wasp,

And you're holding the end where the stenzies.

feel free to comment in limericks ;)

An Fhuaim Ciúnais

Cad a bhfuil ag tarlú libh? Aon scéal? An bhfuil mise anseo amháin? Cá bhfuil na daoinese uile?

Come now therefore

and let us take counsel together. Let's Hav Peace Amongst Ourselves and All the InI and not Take Serios our Comments no more! Kaija.

Буякаша, ahll Peapol Most Unite Maan!

Jah Ras Tafari, Him Haile I King Emperor Selassie, I am indeed distressed to observe that obviously anything I am saying and stating in this blog is taken seriously to the last of details. I n I must unite to fight against all the evil of babylon and prevent all the iration of new nation which seperates people and peoples from one another. Jah Ras Tafari.

Born In The U.S.E.?

well, you have to keep in mind that ireland's NO-campaign is alleged to have been hugely financed by the CIA (http://derstandard.at/?url=/?id=1220460007869). so, worrying about the US of E is an ironic thing, given that this fear has been fueled by the US of A ;-)


now, where do you live in Dublin? information is urgently needed - !

Tá mé sásta anois faoi dheireadh ...

... and it looks like some tourist rip-off site. Tourist Information (wink @ boochie) but even worse, dubious, probably fraudulent and surely taking advantage of first time visitors.
Ach is maith liom é.

Proud to announce that "heast haupthuat du host an auf waunst so wenig frisst" now has the unique chance of calculating my daily need and use of calories such as to facilitate sensible nutritional advice and recommendations.

As for my current diet, it is quite focused on


(1) burger and chips


(2) a porterhouse.

Tá cláirseach againn anois!

No Means No, Mr Sarkozy!

Well, first of all I wish to point out that this nation has been making a clear point:



So any amount of further wishy-washy discussion seems unnecessary. And I mean it would be grand; if Ireland was not to be part of the EU any more, I'd need a visa to travel to the continent and to fuckin' Austria. Which makes it even funnier.

Secondly I have to say that I truly appreciate the latest membership developments in this blog, although I haven't a clue as to what the difference between a so-called follower and a member might be. Yet it seems to be of minor importance or at least does not have any discernible influence on posts.

hey steffern!

(tried to comment, but didn't work. so: an own blog entry, even if somewhat without content:)

will read along - curious about ireland-stories. also: go and spread some pro-EU-mood :)

best regards,
chrs

Coercion

Hey.

First of all, I greatly appreciate that this Blog is in English. No offence against German language, it`s just some kind of boredom I feel with German language (and again no offence, just see it as some kind of a bitter hint, which should be able to point out how much I dislike my homecountry from time to time - but again don`t see it as a direct offence or even a contamination of our beloved home country).

And for all those who like the sound of John Wiliams (the man who made the soundtrake for Star Wars, Jurrassic Park, E. T., SAW or Indiana Jones) see this video on youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk5_OSsawz4

it`s hilarious.

Thats all. Greetings to Ireland

KoBa

Jah Revelyayshaan

I should've known ... well, I actually knew it had to be one of yez ...

Anyway I's mos' 'appey t' 'af this Jah forum fa chit chat an' ixchyaynge of infamyayshaan, be i' so pryais'd ba Jah King a Kings and Lard a Lards Him Selassie I Jehova residin' in Zian Laand Ethiopiah! Jah Ras Tafari! Li' I an' I unite in da farm a this online platfarm an' bring peace to arselves an' all aroun dos, Jah Ras Tafari!

o-fish-al salutation

i herewith pronounce this blog opened!

thanks, purge, for your laud concerning the punny title!


and a warm welcome to y'all

the PROcrastinator

not you, but me!

oh chaptain, my chaptain,
i hereby declare that i, the PROcrastinator, opened, host and govern this blog. feel free to foorce as much foorcing foorce as you foorciblee don't wish to!

i furthermore gave administrative rights to you, my chaptain, and will decline any request to reveal my real-life identity. time will bring the answer to you.

fiddlers!
the PROcrastinator

Not me :-)

I herewith declare that Purge - neither as sole proprietor nor in behalf of the hatcorner Inc. - has grown this blog on his muck. The unknown originator is due to disclose his identity in public. Meanwhile, I dare suggest to furce some furcing furce here. The Chaptain has already made a good start!

Congrats on the punny blog title!

Hello? Anybody home?

PARANOID

Being on the brink of developing severe mental disorders of the schizophrenic type, I herewith declare that I am utterly anxious to find out more about my stalking persecutor. Any information or clues possibly promoting a quick solution of this mystery kindly to be forwarded to the following address: chaplinary@yahoo.co.uk

Any contributors are assured of our due gratefulness.

Reveal the lion's share ...

Actually PROcrastinator somewhat reminds me of Mr Löw. In the mighty internet the lion sleeps tonight ... but I will most certainly hunt you down one day.

Lenguidsch

And whose idea was the German language?

AHA: ISCHODO.

Who the fuck was that? Purge? Boochie?
Anyway, the pun's great, but what am I supposed to post here? Are there any rules or is it just some personal space enabling me to be as deliberately annoying as possible even from over 1000 miles away? I tell yez, I'll try to be as much of a pain in the tush as you can imagine!