Steve's D-Ire-ry

vegetarian torture kit

2009-08-17T01:59:00.002+01:00

Pope Condom

2009-03-26T12:10:00.006Z

Is it not absolutely sad and moving that we get to hear the most vehement protest against condoms and other contraceptive devices from the very man who daily wears one to work on his head?

However it is hard to take into account only the amusing aspect of this doubtlessly ridiculous and appalling attitude. It is thus recommended to sign the relevant partition in an attempt to save the lives that this man deliberately chooses to put at risk in the name of a god:

http://www.avaaz.org/de/pope_benedict_petition

Save Chaplin

2009-03-15T03:56:00.003Z

Hello folks.

I am a member of a mailinglist which is run by Indians and has mostly Indian people as its members. From this mailinglist you will mostly get news from and about India, programs in Indian cities, demonstrations in certain cities etc.
Everyday I get about 10 new mails.

Today I got one mail which said in its subject: "Save chaplin". I became interested and gave it a closer look. I will now send you the whole text of it. The mail is NOT a fake or a joke. It came over this existing mailinglist and its content should also be true.

"let's save chaplin

Today we have a shocking news in Times of India and Kannada prabha (of Indian express group). both the papers has reported that the fundamental organization activists has stopped film crew and artists who were working on 67 foot statue of charlie chaplin in Udupi, Karnataka (Info: Karnataka, is one state of India, the one where I did my longterm practical placement two years ago). reason: chaplin is a christian.

why we should succumb to these 'great dictators'?. lets save chaplin. lets sign a petition. lets voice our concern.

Hi,

I wanted to draw your attention to this important petition that I recently
signed:

"Save chaplin"
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/chaplin?e
i
I really think this is an important cause, and I'd like to encourage you to
add your signature, too. It's free and takes less than a minute of your
time.

Thanks!

Here is the link to the article in the "Times of India": http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Cities/Chaplin-statue-incur-activists-wrath/articleshow/4262283.cms

Greetings Bernhard

2009-02-28T16:42:00.001Z

Hi Steve.

Did you get the e-mail I sent you about my travel to London and than Dublin?
If not than I write you here because time is running and I want to book my flight soon.

I am in London on the 17th March. There I will stay one week. At the end of this week, if you like you could also come to London. You could stay in the place of my friend, either very cheap or for free, dont know yet (cheap means 5 Euros or something). After this week I would like to visit Dublin, maybe my friend will also join me for two days. It would be great if we could stay in your place (sleeping on the floor as an example is absolutly no problem for both of us, so no preparations are necessary).

Please respond quickly.

Thx

All the best

Bernhard

P.s.: I saw some of the pictures you made from the Dublin Harbour. Great pictures, I am looking forward spending some time at the harbour...

Famous conductor talks about jazz

2009-02-08T21:01:00.003Z

Hi!

Well first the interview starts normal, nothing special. Just a conductor for classical music (Name is Bruno Walter). And than he is asked what music he does not like and in the end the interviewer asks him what he thinks about jazz.

Highlight sentence is:"Jazz is a danger because it appeals to the lower instincts of the listener and this is charakteristic for some tendency in our time."

Whach the video of this "expert" in music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjq_D9fGlaU&feature=related

I had a good laughter I must say.

Howayiz Folks?

2009-02-06T21:52:00.003Z

Just a link to my impressions and expressions of Dublin life ...

http://picasaweb.google.com/chaplinary

Or in other words: I shouldn't have been given a camera without a limit in terms of storage.

2009-02-04T20:11:00.003Z

Ahm well, I think everbody here knows Roger Witthaker - well probably only to some extent. Till yesterday I always thought he is some kind of non artist folk singer. A guy who makes money by stating: "This is my very last tour" and than the next year coming again. Well, look what I found on youtube. Some videos when he was still much younger and much more agile. And man, this guy can wistle. (I know what I am talking about, since, those who know me better, have probably noticed that I like to wistle all day long...) Especially the "mexican wistle"...wow. I would like to be able to wistle like that. The first link shows the african wistle on a live apperance, the second link shows two songs from him where he is wistling. Have Phun!

Link 1

Link 2

Greetings

Ahaa: Jo siellä on se.

2009-01-21T18:14:00.002Z

Céad míle fáilte romhat, a Mhairió!
A very warm and hearty welcome to you, make yourself at home and start bullshitting!

Phoorsen

2009-01-15T16:38:00.001Z

Fuassn zwingt scho do sei

2009-01-15T03:42:00.003Z

Just 4 random pictures. They are all from eric wayne Petterson. Great artist

2009-01-15T03:31:00.005Z

Again read starting from the top.

Bernhard

2009-01-15T03:19:00.003Z

Hi!

A comic strip. Just 4 pictures. It starts with the top one.

2009-01-14T10:34:00.002Z

Hi!

I just found this picture on the Magic the Gathering homepage - it features a hat. And it seems the creature is afraid of flying hats.... (You can just see the first hat, but it looks like more hats are coming from above)

Greetings Bernhard (hope this goes in the right blog)

Irish goods

2009-01-14T01:53:00.002Z

Hello Stefan.

You said you could bring something from Ireland if some body requests something on your next journey to austria.

Well, I would be most happy about an 14.5 kg heavy original irish stone. Its weight is just inside your limit of what you can bring to austria. I thought THIS is my opportunity to get such a stone.
But please don`t bring a, lets say 5 kg stone, which I already posses so it would be useless for me. I need a 15 kg Stone to be honest, to complete my collection of stones from ireland from 1 kg to 15kg, but I didn`t want to put any pressure on you to bring me a 15kg stone, so I kindly said 14.5 kg - and once again no pressure.

This would be too kind.

Thanks

Greetings Bernhard

P.s.: You get 1 bear for the effort.

Shopping Or Delivery Applications

2009-01-11T16:57:00.010Z

Yes, we now have a blog shopping list for all sorts of stuff yous want to get from the Island. Just add the item and your name, and up to 33 lbs (15 kgs) of Irish goods will be on their way next time Chaptain sets sail ...

By the way:
So apparently (or obviously) daft are recent contributions that Tarzan is not particularly happy about her any more.

that's the way!

2009-01-07T19:08:00.004Z

i have to apologize, i didn't recognize the Acrostic, and when i requested a "major contribution" (*saluting* Mjr. Contribution) i didn't expect it to be THAT big, but that's exactly how i want it!

concerning jane

2009-01-07T00:25:00.001Z

i repeat:as long as you refuse to say the next word i won't be able to do anything…

Steve's Diarrhoea

2009-01-04T19:18:00.003Z

So, there's too little crap in here?
Take care! You now will be bombared
And pay a price for it quite dear
To ask for stuff that is retarded.
I warn against forgetting our chain!
Our duty is too much ungarded -
Now, this acrostic is reviving it again.

Bullshit Shrinkage Alert

2009-01-02T17:53:00.008Z

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Having been unable to acquiesce the at this stage considerably remarkable decline in bullshit, which indeed used to make a contribution to this blog on hand with regard to its overall daftness, the latter in all probability representing its most distinguishing feature.

In other words, folks, I think we're in danger of running out of silly posts and remarks in here. And I'm definitely setting an example here.

No, this is not the bullshit graph, believe it or not, it's the number of Fursen people immigrating to the US. Cheers.

Athbhliain Faoi Mhaise Daoibh!

2008-12-31T15:33:00.008Z

Don't yous get locked
Your mas will be shocked

Yet they never groaned
When yous got home stoned

Refrain from haste and speed
Resort to the weed

I wish yous loads of cheer
For a happy New Year!

Stefan

PS: Just to let yez know it's bleeding unfair the way yez f***ing cunts being an hour ahead get a chance of messing up the new year before we're even in it. Fie!

no more bricks in the blog - a song for the holidays

2008-12-30T18:16:00.006Z

we don't need no procrastination,
we ain't got no work to stall,
nobody searches for distraction,
authors left this blog alone!

hey, buddies, will it all be gone?

all in all we need some stories here to be told,
all in all i hope we're not just getting too old.

btw:
the jane is stalling as well, i can't proceed with it, since i was the last one to reply to Developmentalists general f. (*saluting* "General F.") - do something about it, a kind of major contribution (*saluting* "Major Contribution") is expected…

X-Mess

2008-12-23T23:41:00.001Z

don't judge someone until you have walked 10 miles in his shoes, because if you do this, you have his shoes and you are 10 miles aways, so you can say whatever you want.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCthGB_09m4

Keek, gonnae no footer aboot!

2008-12-20T22:55:00.009Z

The limerick bereaved o yer esteem
Yet poetry still being the theme
The time has come fur a new scheme

Fur oor extravaganza

Which wi' copiousness daes teem

Being known as Scottish stanza

I cudnae refrain frae stating though
That sae ma heid is fu o woe
Tae see yer trying hard tae show

That limericks are aglae

Fair puggled rhyme oor range must grow

The limerick's fault 'twisnae!

hey, Purge, no fear: the end is here!

2008-12-20T10:30:00.003Z

Purge lately said the limerick
would really start to make him sick

i think he's RIGHT
we're losing sight

let's END it with THIS LIMERICK!

Nomen est omen

2008-12-20T00:12:00.005Z

For another impulse in completing our task

The chain rhyme will lend us variety

This lyrical change is all that I ask

To go on and dispell my anxiety

For anxious I am since the chain has been spoiled

Due to rashness and fierce impropriety

But!

Let us not be embroiled

With this question no more, let us better be on the prowl:

For the early perfection of the chain

Which requires no more than a: General FOUL!

(As much as that may be in our arses a pain.)

2008-12-18T22:08:00.002Z

I'm starting to loathe the Limmerick
Is there another metrics we may pick?

Any new sort of rhyme
would be equally fine

Just this poetry's making me sick!

FUCK

2008-12-18T17:42:00.001Z

Okay, resigning, I did it arseways and deserve a good thrashing.

't was not in vain, since: still the chain!

2008-12-18T15:36:00.006Z

look it up again -
purge did, now you're to blame

you're sooo not right, this is no pun,
for saying foul when there's been none
we made it clear,
the end was near,
but you just had to spoil the fun…

2008-12-18T13:57:00.000Z

Trying with all your blessed might
In vain as the essence is out of sight

Praise where praise is due
You nearly got it through

Yet no one after FOUL has said the word ...

2008-12-17T23:57:00.002Z

i had so much to do today
but couldn't finish right away

i put it off till "later"
since i'm the PROcrastinator

one soda, then back to the essay…

2008-12-17T21:57:00.002Z

That's it, I think I got your point
Our work to do the chain is joint.

What I release
will add a piece!

I hope I did not spoil the pointe.

do you get it?

2008-12-16T22:52:00.003Z

at the station or in court
people often get so bored.

since they use fags,
but seldom gags,

their breaks from it are mostly short.

2008-12-16T21:05:00.003Z

Be real careful with the word "address":
You'll quickly find yourself produce a mess.

The key's
two D's!

Its neiter more nor is it less.

2008-12-16T16:43:00.001Z

ADDRESSING EVERYONE!

2008-12-15T19:15:00.005Z

Now, I herein address each and every one out there who ever misspelt, has been misspelling, is likely to or will ever misspell the word address:

Address as a word belonging to the English language, is - as opposed to its German counterpart - always and without any exceptions spelt address; regardless of whether it is used as a verb or noun or whatever sort of word, there is a double D in it.

As a way of further outlining the difference to the single D address, I did indeed take the liberty of including a picture below as an admonition as to the aftermath the absence of a single letter is capable of causing:

A dress.

2008-12-14T19:17:00.003Z

Right, you've tricked me into it!
Without circumstance I do admit.

The chain's
my bane

Yet, I'm phoorcing back each single bit!

FOUL!

2008-12-14T14:10:00.001Z

Eventually tricked you into it ...

2008-12-14T01:11:00.002Z

2008-12-13T23:34:00.001Z

2008-12-13T22:47:00.002Z

Seiplineachuil is hard too spell
Its meaning is unknown, as well

Who the fuck
Thought it up?

I am sure this word has a story to tell!

Wurscht.

2008-12-11T21:45:00.001Z

2008-12-08T12:05:00.001Z

O, this short form of poetry
affects my humble sympathy

so I proceed
with humble speed

well yeah, you just were phoorçing me

2008-12-06T20:26:00.002Z

Your poems are all good and well
But there is something big to tell

I can't believe
it's a photo of steve

Distortion has given it a Pfeiffi-smell!

2008-12-06T20:18:00.001Z

Counterstrike!

2008-12-04T19:33:00.004Z

That is not what I was saying
Just a joke that I was playing

To keep it short:
We must be bored.

And our minds decaying ...

there's no trick in limerick

2008-12-03T22:22:00.001Z

First: i never said it was mine.
second: i appreciate thine.
third: anyway,
delete it - hooray -
if it does send shivers down your spine.

Limertrick

2008-12-03T20:22:00.017Z

This mate of mine who's called Mick
Is trying to play 'n us a trick

I'll tell him what's tricky:
SNAFFLING POEMS FROM WIKI!

So here he's unmasked the mean prick

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_(poetry)#Variations

2008-12-01T13:07:00.002Z

i had lots of fun with some limericks lately, seems they got potential to fit in the Kaplan-Scheme…

to be read with scottish pronounciation:

A lively young damsel named Menzies

Inquired: "Do you know what this thenzies?"

Her aunt, with a gasp,

Replied: "It's a wasp,

And you're holding the end where the stenzies.

feel free to comment in limericks ;)

An Fhuaim Ciúnais

2008-11-30T12:15:00.006Z

Cad a bhfuil ag tarlú libh? Aon scéal? An bhfuil mise anseo amháin? Cá bhfuil na daoinese uile?

Come now therefore

2008-11-21T21:45:00.001Z

and let us take counsel together. Let's Hav Peace Amongst Ourselves and All the InI and not Take Serios our Comments no more! Kaija.

Буякаша, ahll Peapol Most Unite Maan!

2008-11-21T16:04:00.005Z

Jah Ras Tafari, Him Haile I King Emperor Selassie, I am indeed distressed to observe that obviously anything I am saying and stating in this blog is taken seriously to the last of details. I n I must unite to fight against all the evil of babylon and prevent all the iration of new nation which seperates people and peoples from one another. Jah Ras Tafari.

Born In The U.S.E.?

2008-11-21T01:19:00.005Z

well, you have to keep in mind that ireland's NO-campaign is alleged to have been hugely financed by the CIA (http://derstandard.at/?url=/?id=1220460007869). so, worrying about the US of E is an ironic thing, given that this fear has been fueled by the US of A ;-)

now, where do you live in Dublin? information is urgently needed - !

Tá mé sásta anois faoi dheireadh ...

2008-11-19T16:30:00.003Z

... and it looks like some tourist rip-off site. Tourist Information (wink @ boochie) but even worse, dubious, probably fraudulent and surely taking advantage of first time visitors.
Ach is maith liom é.

2008-11-19T15:58:00.004Z

Proud to announce that "heast haupthuat du host an auf waunst so wenig frisst" now has the unique chance of calculating my daily need and use of calories such as to facilitate sensible nutritional advice and recommendations.

As for my current diet, it is quite focused on

(1) burger and chips

(2) a porterhouse.

Tá cláirseach againn anois!

2008-11-18T19:40:00.007Z

No Means No, Mr Sarkozy!

2008-11-16T00:53:00.003Z

Well, first of all I wish to point out that this nation has been making a clear point:

So any amount of further wishy-washy discussion seems unnecessary. And I mean it would be grand; if Ireland was not to be part of the EU any more, I'd need a visa to travel to the continent and to fuckin' Austria. Which makes it even funnier.

Secondly I have to say that I truly appreciate the latest membership developments in this blog, although I haven't a clue as to what the difference between a so-called follower and a member might be. Yet it seems to be of minor importance or at least does not have any discernible influence on posts.

hey steffern!

2008-11-13T22:38:00.001Z

(tried to comment, but didn't work. so: an own blog entry, even if somewhat without content:)

will read along - curious about ireland-stories. also: go and spread some pro-EU-mood :)

best regards,
chrs

Coercion

2008-11-12T20:58:00.005Z

Hey.

First of all, I greatly appreciate that this Blog is in English. No offence against German language, it`s just some kind of boredom I feel with German language (and again no offence, just see it as some kind of a bitter hint, which should be able to point out how much I dislike my homecountry from time to time - but again don`t see it as a direct offence or even a contamination of our beloved home country).

And for all those who like the sound of John Wiliams (the man who made the soundtrake for Star Wars, Jurrassic Park, E. T., SAW or Indiana Jones) see this video on youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk5_OSsawz4

it`s hilarious.

Thats all. Greetings to Ireland

KoBa

Jah Revelyayshaan

2008-11-11T23:29:00.003Z

I should've known ... well, I actually knew it had to be one of yez ...

Anyway I's mos' 'appey t' 'af this Jah forum fa chit chat an' ixchyaynge of infamyayshaan, be i' so pryais'd ba Jah King a Kings and Lard a Lards Him Selassie I Jehova residin' in Zian Laand Ethiopiah! Jah Ras Tafari! Li' I an' I unite in da farm a this online platfarm an' bring peace to arselves an' all aroun dos, Jah Ras Tafari!

o-fish-al salutation

2008-11-11T22:24:00.004Z

i herewith pronounce this blog opened!

thanks, purge, for your laud concerning the punny title!

and a warm welcome to y'all

the PROcrastinator

not you, but me!

2008-11-11T22:14:00.002Z

oh chaptain, my chaptain,
i hereby declare that i, the PROcrastinator, opened, host and govern this blog. feel free to foorce as much foorcing foorce as you foorciblee don't wish to!

i furthermore gave administrative rights to you, my chaptain, and will decline any request to reveal my real-life identity. time will bring the answer to you.

fiddlers!
the PROcrastinator

Not me :-)

2008-11-11T21:03:00.004Z

I herewith declare that Purge - neither as sole proprietor nor in behalf of the hatcorner Inc. - has grown this blog on his muck. The unknown originator is due to disclose his identity in public. Meanwhile, I dare suggest to furce some furcing furce here. The Chaptain has already made a good start!

Congrats on the punny blog title!

Hello? Anybody home?

2008-11-10T23:53:00.000Z

PARANOID

2008-11-10T23:42:00.002Z

Being on the brink of developing severe mental disorders of the schizophrenic type, I herewith declare that I am utterly anxious to find out more about my stalking persecutor. Any information or clues possibly promoting a quick solution of this mystery kindly to be forwarded to the following address: chaplinary@yahoo.co.uk

Any contributors are assured of our due gratefulness.

Reveal the lion's share ...

2008-11-10T23:39:00.000Z

Actually PROcrastinator somewhat reminds me of Mr Löw. In the mighty internet the lion sleeps tonight ... but I will most certainly hunt you down one day.

Lenguidsch

2008-11-09T21:33:00.000Z

And whose idea was the German language?

AHA: ISCHODO.

2008-11-09T21:29:00.000Z

Who the fuck was that? Purge? Boochie?
Anyway, the pun's great, but what am I supposed to post here? Are there any rules or is it just some personal space enabling me to be as deliberately annoying as possible even from over 1000 miles away? I tell yez, I'll try to be as much of a pain in the tush as you can imagine!